On Aug 3, 7:27 pm, "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Peter A" <pait...@CRAPnc.rr.com> wrote in message
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> news:MPG.211d7947b44f3030989cd8@news-server.nc.rr.com...
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> > In article <f909ce$9d...@aioe.org>, ali...@restuarant.com says...
> >> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> >> about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
> >> I'm
> >> doing community service this week."
> >> The florist is pleased and leaves the
> >> shop.
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> >> Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
> >> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
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> > <snipped>
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> > I love jokes and appreciate your posting. However, it would be a lot
> > better if you posted jokes that were at least a little bit funny and had
> > at least a vague relationship to reality.
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> I'm a raging Dem and I thought it was funny.

I found it a bit amusing too, but mostly it's crappy conservative lie/
reasoning. Her other post (the GA Tech fan) was funnier. The
business advice in those Republican books should say to keep giving
out free haircuts until you drive every other barber out of town, then
raise your prices. Better yet, drive the other barbers out of
business, then hire them to work for you at low prices, and let them
do all the work, while you make big profits, then convince people to
look up to you, respect you, and cut your taxes because you, the
*owner*, "create jobs."

--Bryan