Virginia Tadrzynski <tadx6@enter.net> wrote in message
news:46af472d$0$6061$cd3e3bf6@news.enter.net...
> [..] really confused the heck out of all those 80+
> year old ladies who do the records [..]
> While I was sitting there, the lady started to key in
> my name and it pops up on the screen....'welll, it
> looks like you do this a lot, the computer remembers
> who entered in the past'......I lean over and whisper
> quietly, "I don't mean to be offensive, but there must
> be more than a few ribbon whores out there." She
> gets this startled look on her face and asks 'WHAT?"
[snip remaining future sitcom dialogue]

I wish I'd been there! That would have been SO funny to witness.
And the best part is you made everyone's day and gave them
something to talk about for the remaining portion of the week.

The Ranger
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"Grits are akin to Elmer's Paste with less flavor and more sand."