On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:06:16 -0700, Dan Abel <dabel@sonic.net> wrote:

>In article <f94srq$u9m$1@aioe.org>,
> "SusanWilliams" <jill@cant.read.com> wrote:
>
>> "Dan Abel" <dabel@sonic.net> wrote in message
>> news:dabel-278235.08523905082007@c-61-68-245-199.per.connect.net.au...
>> > In article <0Sjti.175$Oh3.165@fe111.usenetserver.com>,
>> > ChattyCathy <cathy1234@mailinator.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Nancy Young wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > I switch. 99% of the time, anyway.
>> >>
>> >> Isn't that a bit "time consuming"? I use my fork in my left hand, and my
>> >> knife in my right - always. Never had the need to switch them around to
>> >> eat my food...
>> >
>> > It works for me. When I eat food that requires a knife, it goes in the
>> > right hand and I use the fork in the left. When I eat food that doesn't
>> > require a knife, the fork is in my right hand. Of course, then there's
>> > soup.
>>
>> Which hand do you hold the fork in for soup?
>
>The fork goes behind my left ear, and the knife behind my right ear.
>That way I'm all set if something in the soup requires cutting. While
>I'm cutting, the spoon goes between my toes.
>
>:=)

i thought 'spooning' was a sexual practice.

your pal,
blake