Kate Connally <connally@pitt.edu> wrote in message
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> The Ranger wrote:
>>>Thanks go to Andy for sending in this survey.

>> You toast bagels? Why?!

> Well, duh! Yeah! They are best when toasted. I like my bagels
> toasted, then buttered, then
> schmeared.

Nonsense and balderdash! A fresh bagel needs nothing more than
itself, or a light dusting of Kosher salt. A fresh blueberry bagel
is heavenly. Toasting a bagel adds nothing flavor-wise.

>> (Same with Poptarts! Ew. Yuck.)
>>
> Now, you got that right. 50% right. That's an F.
> Sorry. ;-)

Indeed. Y'all's average ain't much better!

The Ranger