Pussy Katz wrote:
> Abe wrote:
>
>> I just love my coffee cup. It holds in liquids, both hot and cold, and
>> allows for easy sipping of said liquids. It also keeps beverages hot
>> or cold for a fair amount of time. Best of all, when I finish the
>> beverage, I can rinse or clean it out and use it again! Simply
>> amazing.
>
> Why don't your strap that coffee cup to your scrotum, and that
> new pan of yours to your head and call it a week, eh?

Because vice versa is so much more satisfying.

<let's not get started about strap ons, dear>